Flapulence
Another name for a Moist Flapper. A nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one's anal sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. The flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. Sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
Feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, Carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive Flapulence in the executive washroom. After release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn't get any Moose Jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
Flapulate
(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"
Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!
Flapulation
In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.
I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.
flapulent
A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.
After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.
Flapulence
A sudden, and often unexpected expulsion of air from the vagina, resulting in an audible shuddering of the labia.
"Susie, stop referring to your sister as Queen LaQueefah - her flapulence is a normal bodily function that shouldn't be vulgarized, or even acknowledged."