flapulicious
A style of ladies leisure wear trousers, made to emphasise the feminine flapular region.
Dad: Sharon, those trousers make your crotch look like a mattress that has been folded in half.
Sharon: I know, right? They are absolutely flapulicious, huh?
Dad: when you have worn them for a week, can I boil them to make soup?
Sharon: I know, right? They are absolutely flapulicious, huh?
Dad: when you have worn them for a week, can I boil them to make soup?