flarbed
A state of mind of complete fucked upness
Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!
flarb
Also spelled "phlarb"
An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.
An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb
Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb
Flarb
Flarb is verb used to describe going to a petstore, buying each and every dog in there, and starting a new life with all the dogs.
"Bro, we're wanted by the government we gotta flarb."
flarbing
When a female places her breast in between your butt cheeks and you then flatulate.
Guy #1: My girl and I have done the rusty trombone, greek sandwich, hot carl, and the hot plate. What's next?
Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?
Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?
flarb
fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.
"oh my gosh, alyssa's has nothing but flarb!"
flarb
Baby barf; any substance or object which a baby regurgitates.
Gross! Leanne's baby just got flarb all over my shirt.
Flarb
A person that passes gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.
That dudes just a flarb