flarple
not totally unlike a shart a flarple is used to describe the passing of gass with the anus sphincter walls vibrating to produce a rumbling bass effect, with a hint of lubrication to create a lower ending sound. Can also be used as a put-down
That fart sounded like a real flarple.
Hey you f'ing flarple why did you do that?
Hey you f'ing flarple why did you do that?
Flarple
When you need to fart and it somehow winds up bubbling out the front way through your vagina flaps and makes kind of a "flarple flarple" sound.
The princess was mortified after she flarpled infront of her potential suiter at the ball.
flarple tunnel syndrome
uncontrolable urge to flatulate the tune of your favorite song.
Chris: wow dude how are you doing that?
Mo:oh yea man, Ive had flarple tunnel syndrome since I was a youngin.
Chris: That rules man.
Mo: (flarpling the tune to fall out boy)
Mo:oh yea man, Ive had flarple tunnel syndrome since I was a youngin.
Chris: That rules man.
Mo: (flarpling the tune to fall out boy)
Flarple
Flarple (Flarple) is a form of hate speech used to directly attack stupid people
You fucking Flarple guy