Flashbanged
Getting unexpectedly blinded by something bright such as a flashlight
I just got Flashbanged by that lamp, becareful
Flashbanged
When you smoke pot and your ears ring and your vision gets blurry, nausea, uneasy feeling, tired. Gets better after about 5-10 min
Bro1: “Yo my ears are ringing and I can’t see. What kind of weed is this”
Bro2: “Lmao bro you got flashbanged”
Bro2: “Lmao bro you got flashbanged”
Flashbanged
When you hook up with an ugly girl without ever having a good look at her face.
Man 1 "bro, why did you hook up with that chick she's dirty"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"
Man 2 "man, i got flashbanged"
Flashbanged
When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.
"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."
Flashbanged
When a policeman flashes their lights to pull someone over.
When we were on our way back from school we saw four people get flashbanged! There's some crazy drivers out there!
Flashbang
When you cum in a girls eyes and slap her in the face while screaming
Yo dan I flashbanged your nan last night
The Flashbang
When you're about to cum, aim for her eyes to blind your opponent then smack her in the back of the head and scream "Counter-Terrorists win!"
Example of "The Flashbang"
guy: pulls out and aims for her eyes
girl: "omg im blinded!"
guy: smacks her in the back of the head
guy: "counter-terrorists win!!!"
guy: pulls out and aims for her eyes
girl: "omg im blinded!"
guy: smacks her in the back of the head
guy: "counter-terrorists win!!!"