Flastered
The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.
I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.
flastered
Being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (flustered) at the same time. Plastered + Flustered = Flastered
Dude 1: Dude did u see Frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed Carl off the balcony.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
Dude 2: Shit dude, I hope Carl's alright. Frankie always gets flastered and does stupid ass shit.
flaster
To jerk off at a very fast rate
Oh man I flaster so hard to good porn next thing I know I'm already cumming
flaster-like
(adj). A person who is soo cool, words just cannot describe him/her. You'll never forget this person and their pure awesomeness. The complete opposite of a faggotini.
The brilliant kid was loved by all and was considered flaster-like by most. He even gave Mr. Flaster himself a run for his money.
Flastered
To be Frustrated and Flaccid at the same time
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Originally created by popular streamer (redacted)
submitted by Poop_smear aka drpoopsmear
I went on a netflix and chill date and was flastered the whole time.
Parker Flaster
Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G
Parker Flaster stole my dad.