Flat ass
A very flat booty. Usally people with one either hate themselves or think that they don't have one.
That girl has such a flat ass!
Flat ass
The best type of ass. Only those with refined tastes will appreciate it.
Dude 1: Do you think this is girl hot?
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
Dude 2: Nah man her ass is flat
Dude 1: Bruh tf is wrong with you, flat ass is the best
Flat ass
Basically a laptop in your girls pants that makes her seem really white
" your girl got a flat ass."
" sometimes I can hit it doe"
" sometimes I can hit it doe"
flat ass
Having no ass or junk in the trunk. Suffering from the vitamin deficiency Noassitol. See Glutius Flatosis.
Heather's flat as was the result of Glutious Flatosis.
flat ass
Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
flat ass
A twenty-first century version of the secretarial spread, caused by passing long hours planted in front of a computer. Also related to phone ear.
"I have to get a better job. I've spent the entire day just sitting on my flat ass, staring at that stupid screen."
flat ass
Of or pertaining to geniune truth. That which is true on the basest level.
I flat ass couldn't afford a doctor.