flatbed cowboy
somebody who drives a flatbed truck. basically, country slang for a flatbed truck driver. It's an affectionate term.
"Just like that flatbed cowboy stacking US steel on a 3-day haul" ~'Fly Over States', Jason Aldean
Flatbed cold
A degree of coldness that can only be compared to being naked on the back of a flatbed truck
It's flatbed cold outside
Canadian Flatbed
A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.
I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.
flatbed scanner
Electronic device that looks like a small suitcase. Lay paper of a book on it, and it works like a photocopier, delivering an electronic version of the document as an image-file to your personal computer.
"I used my flatbed scanner to get my cat onto Cat Scan."
San Diego Flatbed
Rather than booking a hotel room, just arrive and leave your bags some place safe like a car or a friends room if applicable. Proceed to party in the hotel and meet a hot chick who already has a room. When you get free room with her and free service from her, you have scored a San Diego Flatbed.
I never paid for a hotel room because I pulled a San Diego Flatbed.
FlatBed
something or someone really fucked up
“he stole from the cancer donations he’s flatbed as fuck
shooting up a school is flatbed
shooting up a school is flatbed