Flat Earth Girl Spring
The spring where girls wearing tin foil hats celebrate Flat Earth Day, which is on April 23, one day after Earth Day (which is a government psyop anyways; every day is Earth Day.)
Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.
Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Flat Earth Day is celebrated by millions of people worldwide and has even been declared a National Holiday in several unrecognized, breakaway micro-states.
Festivities include solving flat earth puzzles, playing flat earth frisbee, sharing baby name ideas, taking selfies in a staged "moon landing" photo booth, foraging mushrooms from the local forest, pinning the tail on the astronomer, and watching YouTube videos and documentaries about flat earth.
Tin Foil Hat Boy: "Hey, miss. Flat Earth Girl Spring is coming up soon. What are your plans?"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"
Tin Foil Hat Girl: "I'm making flower crowns and meeting my rollie pollie friends on April 23rd!"