americaism
Americaism is a religion strongly involving the worship of the Founding Fathers.
Guy 1: So Bill, what religion are you?
Guy 2: Well I used to be Chrisitan, but I just converted to Americaism!
Guy 1: Sweet! How do I convert?
Guy 2: Just go to your local NRA and say you want to become truly American!
Guy 1: Wow! Pretty cool!
Guy 2: Well I used to be Chrisitan, but I just converted to Americaism!
Guy 1: Sweet! How do I convert?
Guy 2: Just go to your local NRA and say you want to become truly American!
Guy 1: Wow! Pretty cool!
America
Asnafutimnaffutifut-boo
President Biden- "America can be defined in a single word, Asnafutimnaffutifut-boo"
IN AMERICA!
Putting in America at the end of every thing you say and wearing an American flag as a bandanna will let everybody in foreign countries know your from America!
1.I just took a dump IN AMERICA!
2.I left my dog IN AMERICA
2.I left my dog IN AMERICA
America
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The problem with America is This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed
America
America Is... (By Me)
A country founded on pure principals
that are not always true
but mostly are
A country containing many different
but alike
A country of greed
and charity
A country of technology
A country of tools
A country of fools
A country of millions
with debt in the billions
A Bully
A Friend
A country with a hand to Lend
And a country that needs to Mend
A country that is broken?
A country that needs to be woken?
Loved
Hated
Revered
Despised
Home of the Brave
Land of the Free
America is up to you,
Not up to me;
It all depends on what you see.
A country founded on pure principals
that are not always true
but mostly are
A country containing many different
but alike
A country of greed
and charity
A country of technology
A country of tools
A country of fools
A country of millions
with debt in the billions
A Bully
A Friend
A country with a hand to Lend
And a country that needs to Mend
A country that is broken?
A country that needs to be woken?
Loved
Hated
Revered
Despised
Home of the Brave
Land of the Free
America is up to you,
Not up to me;
It all depends on what you see.
America can't be defined by anyone but you.
SO DO IT YOURSELF! CUZ' I AIN'T GONNA'.
SO DO IT YOURSELF! CUZ' I AIN'T GONNA'.
America
The country that everyone love to hate, but when disaster strikes, the one they look to for help
Starving people in Haiti? Call in the Americans
This is America
Famous words from George Washington in 1776.
"This Is America!" - George Washington, 1776.