Flavortown Fluid
Pour one can of coke, enough vodka to deal with your shitty kids, one half shot of lime juice, then stir in bong and take a fat rip, transfer into a cocktail glass and enjoy with a side of diarrhea-enducing Chipotle.
"I enjoy the finer things in life, such as a flavorful margarita on the rocks or a Flavortown Fluid."