Fleshlite
A male version of a dildo.
Operator: What seems to be the problem?
You: I ACCIDENTELY THE WHOLE FLESHLITE!
You: I ACCIDENTELY THE WHOLE FLESHLITE!
Mac shack fleshlite
When your lonely so you go to McDonald’s to get a warm apple pie
My buddies old lady left him so he went to the McDonald’s and got him a Mac shack fleshlite