American Doody
When you're at the office, and choose to go the good ol' #2ski on the clock because the company should pay you more, so you make money while you poo.
Example:
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."
John - "Hey Larry, doin' your American Doody, eh?"
Larry - "Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time."