Flesh-stache
The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.
"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"
flesh-stache
(n) A flesh colored or blond mustache. A favorite style for rednecks
Did you see Johnny's sweet flesh-stache, he's definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight