flib flob
A person who speaks unintelligibly, moves in zigzagging motions, frequently cannot hear what people are saying (prompting the question, "What?"), and/or has a propensity for stabbing people's sides.
Muhammad Dhanani is such a flib flob; he doesn't know how to walk linearly and always runs into poles or other people.
flibbed a flob
When a man hits the ovaries of a woman during sex
I flibbed a flob last night mate