FLIDIOT
FLIDIOT (flid-ee-ot) n. A person who asks for something to be passed to them when they are capable of reaching it on their own, as if their arms are too short.
For example ; "pass the salt please". "get it yourself you flidiot"
Flidiot
A person of such low level intelligence he/she can not grasp the simplest scientific concepts and thus has convinced him/her self the Earth is flat.
Tommy is such a Flidiot, he doesn't understand north is not up.