American hypocrisy
American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.
Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.
Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!
Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.
Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!
Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.
American Hypocrisy
Noun
A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.
"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.
The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.
The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.
The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.
The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."
"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
A noun used to describe that special brand of hypocrisy that is oh-so American.
"There's this very specifically American brand of hypocrisy that I think is quite interesting.
The same people that are fanatical about religion, and think it belongs in politics love the constitution, despite that being unconstitutional.
The same people that spout off their second ammendment rights do not see a problem with the government infringing upon it.
The same people who think they are so free accept that they spend most of their lives in offices or factories just to be able to scrape by financially whilst somebody richer than them profits from their work.
The same people who are perfectly fine with trying young black boys as adults don't think anyone that young could possibly be seen as an adult in any other case, especially when voting or even just having valid opinions."
"Freedom for all except the blacks, the queers, the heathens, the sluts, the Arabs, and the disabled."
WHOOOH!!! 'MURICA THE BEST!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!"
"What's wrong with them?"
"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."
"What's wrong with them?"
"Oh, nothing, just their American Hypocrisy."