Flinkering
When you take a shit and use the shit as lubricant to masturbate with
Oh Shit bro I caught Brady flinkering last
Flinker
Cell phone charger
May I please use your flinker? I left mine at my Aunt Mary's house, and her giraffe ate it.
flinker
to really, really, want a piece of gum; the urge is so intense it's all you can think about
I'm feeling really flinker right now" "I told you I don't have anymore gum!
flinker
Remote for TV. From a "Shoe" comic strip sometime in the 70's ???
Pass me the flinker.
flinker
A homosexual who purposefully dates a heterosexual to hides his/her homosexuality.
That flinker is too afraid to come out of the closet.
flinker-dinger
Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.
Guy 1: What are you doing later? Let's circle jerk with Jimmy and Jeff.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.