Flint, Michigan
Motor City turned into Murder City. Home of homeless drunk folks, thots, and gangsters welcoming meth labs in a abandon home near you.
Jon and his thot was at toys r us in Flint, Michigan shopping for crack until a stranger looked near.. Jon and his thot marched outside after him and shoot 9 rounds hoping to rob for crack.
Flint Michigan Faucet
Engaging in the act of anal whilst the receiver has diarrhea, and then pulling your penis out in the middle, resulting in a stream of brown liquid.
Chris: “So I was engaging in sexual activities with my good male friend Quandale Dingle, and he accidentally gave me a Flint Michigan Faucet, because he had a beefy five later burrito a couple hours prior.”
Flint Michigan Fire drill
When people deep in the impoverished slum of Flint Michigan receive and eviction notice, they set their house on fire so they can catch and eat all the rats that run out.:Can also be done in other poor cities.
Rusty" Dude did you hear what happened to to Lyle?"
Tyrone" No, What happened?"
Rusty "they got an Eviction notice so they pulled a Flint Michigan fire drill"
Tyrone" No, What happened?"
Rusty "they got an Eviction notice so they pulled a Flint Michigan fire drill"
University of Michigan-Flint
An underrated, high-quality institution of higher learning that often gets overlooked because of (1) its location and (2) its far more prestigious counterpart in Ann Arbor.
Student #1: "I'm a student at the University of Michigan-Flint. Go Blue!"
Student #2: "U of M has a campus in Flint?!"
Student #2: "U of M has a campus in Flint?!"
Flint Michigan
Pulling a Flint Michigan is when your shit is so watery that it comes out in almost liquid form, causing only a stream of brown liquid to come out. Similar to that of the muddy water coming out of a Flint Michigan faucet.
Person 1: Did you like that one restaurant I recommended?
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.
Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.