Flipping the pork
An offhand sexual reference that denotes one's manhood had been resting in the downward position for too long, and the individual that is "flipping the pork" has aroused the speaker and caused their manhood to arise to a vertical position.
"Honey, if you don't mind, could you please come flip the pork?"
"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."
"Carl was supposed to be online with us, but I think his wife is flipping the pork."