Flirting with ~anxiety~
Snapchatting or texting someone you want to hook up with that you are under your weighted blanket so they respond with “I’ve never used one before” and you can tell them to come over.
Me: My weighted blanket is my only method of flirtation...
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~
Anyone: What do you mean???
Me: I’m only used to flirting with ~anxiety~