American pizza
A pizza where the dough is thicker than your dick, bitch.
-Want a slice of typical American pizza?
- nah man, the dough's too thick.
- nah man, the dough's too thick.
All American pizza
When you do a money shot on a girl with acne, while singing the Star Spangled Banner.
Jeff has great memories of All American Pizza, under the bleachers during the basketball games in high school.
money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game
money shot pizza face star-spangled under the bleachers basketball game