floaner
Experiencing an erection in water. A "floating boner".
floa(ting) + (bo)ner = floaner
floa(ting) + (bo)ner = floaner
A floaner is usually in a pool or jacuzzi as the result of massage jets.
floaner
a flimsy boner is a penis in which the it is not quite fully erect or fully flaccid
Abel wanted to rail that skank one more time, but his floaner wasn't quite hard enough