Flobber
a fat lazy bastard, bastette
Hey mom what is that thing smelling up the park over there it has not moved from there for 3 weeks. the little girl asked.
Thats a flobber dear a flobber.
Thats a flobber dear a flobber.
flobber
A failed erection, caused mainly by too much alcohol.
I got her back to my place after the pub and i gave her a dissapointment as i ended up with a total flobber.
Flobber
When you accidentally finger someone
I just flobbered her
Flobber
adj. amazing,great, fantastic, awsome,so cool its hard to describe, the new "bomb" or "sick"
You look so flobber today!
Lunch was flobber today
Lunch was flobber today
flobber knockers
Fat boobs that while in motion, bounce in alternative directions.
"My god, look at the flobber knockers on that girl"
Flobber Dobber!
An exclamation for when something doesn’t go exactly your way.
Oh Flobber Dobber!
Flobber Waspies
When you're extremely high or intoxicated to the point where you get the sensations of both falling and the room spinning.
Bro I can't move I have the fucking flobber waspies.