Florg
An onomatopoeia that represents the collapse of order in the face of one's own ability to create noises which sound like words.
Joe: "I wrote a poem! Want to hear it?"
Tim: "Sure!"
Joe: "Okay, here goes, 'daring to hope, daring to love, daring to-"
Tim: "FLORG!"
Tim: "Sure!"
Joe: "Okay, here goes, 'daring to hope, daring to love, daring to-"
Tim: "FLORG!"
florg
The self-secreted glue that adheres a dead frog to whatever it died on.
After a night of light rain and heavy traffic, today's hot sun means that the highway department is getting out the florg scrapers.
Florg Nugget
Nude pictures you recieve from a person
Dude my girlfriend sent me some florg nuggetz last night
Florg
The feeling when you want to get a drink from the kitchen but you’re too lazy
I’m sooo florg to get up ugh!
Florges
The worst thing ever created. It should not be a thing
Some guy: "Florges Sucks!!!!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH!"