flurch
When you fart and unexpectedly shit your pants.
Aww man, I flurched yesterday waiting for the John...
flurch
an all encompassing word to describe anything that you want with that certain sordid hint
Thomas was very excited that he would be flurching in Scotland for the weekend
Flurch
The sound that your gut makes when suppressing a fart . Can also be used as a verb, to fluch.
I flurched in an exam today and it was so embarrassing.
Did you just fart?
No, it was only a flurch.
Did you just fart?
No, it was only a flurch.
Flurch
When someone drunk lunges towards you in an effort at flirting.
First he flurched with me, then he barf'd on my shoe.
Flurch
Flurching is the process of using your penis to flush the cum out of a womans vagina after ejaculating.
".. didn't want her to get pregnant so i flurched the cum out.."
Flurch
A DNA splice between Flanders and Lurch - can be volatile at times.
Flurch picked up the phone - "You rang-diddily?"