fly's fart
close to nothing, next to zero
it's a fly's fart chance the everyday fan will see a game live.
Flying Fart
When someone you know jumps beside you and in mid air they let out a fart.
I was just sitting in my room watch TV when out of nowhere my roommate decides to give me a flying fart.
Flying Farting Fuck
The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.
Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?