born to shit, forced to wipe
real pain.
everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy
1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
forced wipe
when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.