Frat shower
The strenuous task of spraying oneself with Febreze in lieu of taking an actual shower.
"Mmm baby you smell so good."
"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."
"Thanks, I just took a frat shower. Lavender."
frat shower
The act of drinking beer while taking a shower. The ultimate multitask.
I was running late for the pregame so I took a frat shower.