free yard
When your parents leave the house for the weekend/day. Leaving you in charge with a free house.
Man you wanna party at my free yard 2nite.
You wanna come back to my place, i got a free yard
I hate girls that try and act stush
When I got a free yard and I want some tush
I'll be like com round
And she'll be like nah
Shut up bitch and get in the car
It's not often I got a free yard
Hurry up man I don't even live dat far
-Aggro-
You wanna come back to my place, i got a free yard
I hate girls that try and act stush
When I got a free yard and I want some tush
I'll be like com round
And she'll be like nah
Shut up bitch and get in the car
It's not often I got a free yard
Hurry up man I don't even live dat far
-Aggro-
Free Range Yard Ape
Similar to the traditional Yard Ape however this subspecies is typically let free of the bounds of a fenced yard (while still chained to others of the species) and allowed to perform menial tasks about the plantation.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
When in free range mode, local liquor stores must be kept under close watch as this species has a predisposition for robbery, usually around the time child support payments are due.
In order to maintain a high level of energy Free Range Yard Apes will typically seek out - chickamelon, 40 oz. malt beverages, all manner of fried chicken, watermelon, collard greens, hogmall, and red drink.
Free Range Yard Ape >> "Heyz mista plantation owner, Ize a really likin' bein' a free range yard ape, but Ize ain't liking the work."
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!
Plantation Owner >> (While whipping Free Range Yard Ape) You want less work? Maybe after I work your ass over with the whip you will appreciate being a Free Range Yard Ape!
Free Range Yard Ape >> Yes massa'!