Freeze the Monkey
Verb | To have sex with a Snowman.
(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")
(Original definition by a YouTuber named "CaptainSauce")
"Hey Amy, did you hear that Kevin said he would Freeze the Monkey last night?"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"
"Yeah, Emma! Kevin is such an idiot sometimes!"
freezing the monkey
Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
Freezing the monkey
Having sex with a snowman.
Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
freezing the monkey
the act of having sex with a snowman
"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"
freeze the monkey
Banging a snowman
When its winter i like to make a snowmen to freeze the monkey
freezing the monkey
when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later
Freezing the Monkey
A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"
My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.