Freshman Brain
A term that encompasses the deficit in emotional awareness often exhibited by college freshmen compared to most upperclassmen. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: crippling insecurities that require massive reassurance to quell; flaking repeatedly; early onset "what are we" talk; lovebombing; colossal mood swings. Prepare for a rollercoaster.
Exact numbers are unknown, but it is suspected at least 30 college credits (studio art not included) are required to mature beyond Freshman Brain.
Exact numbers are unknown, but it is suspected at least 30 college credits (studio art not included) are required to mature beyond Freshman Brain.
Example 1:
"Yo man are you still talking to Anna?"
"Nah man.. I couldn't handle the Freshman Brain."
Example 2:
"Bro. Maddie wants me to tell her who I hook up with though she and I aren't exclusive."
"Yeah that's crazy. Freshman Brain."
"Yo man are you still talking to Anna?"
"Nah man.. I couldn't handle the Freshman Brain."
Example 2:
"Bro. Maddie wants me to tell her who I hook up with though she and I aren't exclusive."
"Yeah that's crazy. Freshman Brain."