Frontrowaphobia
The fear of being coughed at, grunted at, whistled at, having hand signals or a severe forward lean made in your direction, and/or messages displayed on an iPad from the front row of Church. In extreme cases a person would fear that they would be interrupted mid sentence by another person walking on stage and transitioning their segment by force.
"How did you go today?"
"I think I may have really messed up... I had 3 coughs, a mean forward lean in my direction & even the head was in the hands at one point."
"Wow, sounds like you might be developing Frontrowaphobia... You should probably make an appointment with Jack Underwood."
"I think I may have really messed up... I had 3 coughs, a mean forward lean in my direction & even the head was in the hands at one point."
"Wow, sounds like you might be developing Frontrowaphobia... You should probably make an appointment with Jack Underwood."