ape fucking
An occurence of intense copulation between a human being and a primate, followed by cackling and tongue-waggling from the human copulator.
The world record for ape fucking is one. One ape.
ape fuck
A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.
Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.
Unshaven Ape Fuck
Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"
butt fucking ape shit
going beyond crazy, or wild, beyond apeshit
I gave the cat some cat nip laced with coke and it went butt fucking ape shit and literally ran up the wall and touch the ceiling.
Ballistic fucking ape shit
When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.
"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"
fucking apes
The only phrase that can be put anywhere and make sense.
The toilet is broken again .. fucking apes!!