ftft
forgot to flush turds
After inviting the hot chick he just met at a party back to his pad for the night, she asked to use his toilet to freshen up. While she is in there he suddenly remembers leaving in a hurry earlier and in his haste ftft.
ftft
Used when wanted to say " For the first time".
"Playing this game ftft."
ftft
for the first time
"Dang, bro! I just had sex, ftft!"
FTFT
"Fuck this, fuck that"
When you're having a bad day just say FTFT
FTFT
for the first time
I'm completely drunk ftft
I just started reading this ftft
I cheated ftft but not the ftlt (for the last time)
I just started reading this ftft
I cheated ftft but not the ftlt (for the last time)
FTFT
Fix The Fuckin Thing!
WIFEY POO: Dear, The faucet is broke again.
HUBBY : Whadya want ME to do about it??
WIFEY POO (mad now):: FTFT!!!!
HUBBY : Whadya want ME to do about it??
WIFEY POO (mad now):: FTFT!!!!