fucking noddy
An exclaimation to occumpany an occasion when someone has been tampering with your auto mobile. Especially if said car has been crushed to the size of Noddy's from the Enid Blyton books.
Fucking knees round my ears, in this FOUR FUCKING FOOT CAR that's only TWO FOOT SIX TALL! I mean, what am I, FUCKING NODDY!?