Fucknetic Alphabet
Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;
e.g.
A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
e.g.
A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead
Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.
Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?
Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.
Interflora: Got it.
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Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?
Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.
Interflora: Got it.
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