Fuckpecker
A Fuckpecker is somebody who continually begs somebody else to date them and/or have a sexual relationship with them. In reference to how a woodpecker continually pecks wood.
“Please date me! Please! Please! PLEASE.”
“Lewis... You've been doing this for over a year... Let it go, Fuckpecker.”
“Lewis... You've been doing this for over a year... Let it go, Fuckpecker.”