Funk and Wagnall
A dictionary.
Person A: What does that mean?
Person B: I don't know go look it up in your funk and wagnall.
Person B: I don't know go look it up in your funk and wagnall.
Funk and Wagnalls
A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.
Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"
Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"
Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"