Gamglish
The butchered version of English spoken by Gammons (brexiteers)
"hey did you know Bob speaks Gamglish?"
"no"
"Yeah when he spouts 'we whunt ahh cun-tree bak', thats proper Gamglish
"no"
"Yeah when he spouts 'we whunt ahh cun-tree bak', thats proper Gamglish