Garbage Sock
(1) Clothing article used by the male gender on his genitalia whilst in a tanning bed to prevent an uncomfortable sunburn. (2) Term for condom
"Susie wanted to engage in intercourse with David last night but he didn't have a garbage sock, so they had to raw dog it."
"If you're wondering why I'm lying on the couch naked its because I forgot my garbage sock when I went tanning and its unbearable to wear undergarments."
"If you're wondering why I'm lying on the couch naked its because I forgot my garbage sock when I went tanning and its unbearable to wear undergarments."