Garbahey
A cool asexual and definitely funny (don't fact check that) fan artist online who can't stop tweeting about being gay despite never getting any interactions.
Lord_Sealy: have you heard of my malewife, Garbahey?
Garbahey: Sealy, I literally am your malewife...
Lord_Sealy: I know.
Garbahey: Sealy, I literally am your malewife...
Lord_Sealy: I know.