garbus
to be unexpectedly doused in marinara sauce
As it was Tuesday, Marvin donned his cashmere scarf and took to his weekly stroll down Amsterdam Avenue. He passed his favorite bakery, the cloying scent tugging on his steady resolve to lose those last few pounds...
*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!
Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!
Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."
*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!
Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!
Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."
Garbue
The act of garbage arguing. Often seen on YouTube, when one-all of the people arguing just insult each other rather than acknowledging the other's point. Garbueing can also be when one arguer changes the subject to distract the other from the fact that they're loosing. A common example of this variation would be nagging about a minor grammar mistake and calling the other stupid.
J: Did you eat the cookies, S?
S: Nooooooooo......
J: But.. there's crumbs on your mouth!
S: Shut up! How would you know? You got that one question wrong on the test!
J: That's irrelevant to common sense.. all you do is garbue!
S: Nooooooooo......
J: But.. there's crumbs on your mouth!
S: Shut up! How would you know? You got that one question wrong on the test!
J: That's irrelevant to common sense.. all you do is garbue!