Gasconade
Surprise release of flatulence when performing analingus.
I just broke up with my girlfriend because she hit me with a fat gasconade.
gasconade
extravagant boasting; boastful talk.
We may also have figured out, or most of us may have, that the bluster and gasconade of the fear-mongers haven’t really done us much good.
The president was impressed by Hooker’s achievements but disturbed by his gasconade.
The president was impressed by Hooker’s achievements but disturbed by his gasconade.