Gasparutti
A last name given to an Italian sex machine. Dark, sexy, mysterious- everyone wants this person. Very unique style, and listens to 'marmite' music.. you either love it or you hate it. But you love Gasparutti for their individuality. You just can't get enough of their happy, loud, and extremely crazy personality. Although sometimes people mistake Gasparutti for being annoying, they are not; you just need to learn to love them. They will always cheer you up and their laugh is super contagious.
If you like Lady Gaga, you're a true Gasparutti.