Gaylord3000
An insult, often made jokingly and mostly on the internet. The '3000' refers to how some advertisers used to think putting '3000' or '2000' behind everything would make it cool.
<bob>: I just bought a FruitJuicer2000! :D
<pete>: stfu plz, Gaylord3000
<pete>: stfu plz, Gaylord3000