gearzy
This guy is a stud, usually. Samir’s right hand man and ex boyfriend. West Ham’s biggest supporter, and the Chargers’ second biggest supporter. He wishes he could get back with Samir but it’s too late for him and he has no hope. Maybe one day he will achieve a fraction of the greatness that is Samir, or maybe not. Until that day comes, he will continue playing with his legendary spear.
Gearzy is gay as hell but we love him anyways.