gebhardt

when someone takes it hard in the ass.

A lanky, tall, and dark bearded man in his 30s, who wear glasses from the 90s.

He is also the best Latin teacher in all of the state of NJ. He is currently employed by Ridge High School. His favorite band is My Bloody Valentine and he keeps scary paper mache busts and barbie & ken dolls representing dead Roman folks, billion year old projects, and an "ashes of problem students" jar in his classroom.

characterized by an accidental long distance relationship, resulting from the hope of a hookup which inevitably fails. the syndrome affects about 1 in 4 males ages 14-16 and occurs from days at a mall, track meet, and any area where girls will live far away from said males. this often results in unwanted conversations with girls that the person is quite sick of, and usually requires drsatic measures to keep the guy interested, such as a nude webcam show from a close friend.