Geneseo Snow Plow
A sexual position; a variation of the " Geneseo Farm Plow". Since snow covers the ground October to May, the Geneseo Snow Plow has become a commonly practiced position. It involves wrapping the woman's legs around man's waist , placing a metal knight's helmet on the woman's head, then burring it into deep snow and "plowing" around while having sex. Sometimes the woman is run into objects such as mail boxes, cars and street signs.
Farmer: "Whelp, it's gettin' cold 'round here, guess it's all Geneseo Snow Plows for the next 8 months."
Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"
Farmer's Wife: " I'll get the helmet"