Geppetto
A funny spin on the word pedophile. This is based upon the story of Pinnochio where Geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. Plus it's also fun to say "Geppettophile"
Dude, stop trying to get with little boys you Geppetto.
geppettoed
To be eaten by a whale.
Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O
Geppetto
Verb. The sexual act of fisting a woman's ass and working her hole like a puppetmaster. When performed by a woman onto a male it is known as a Madame. (She was a puppett in the 70's. Google it.)
Dude, your mom's so freaky she wanted me to geppetto her ass without lube!
geppettoed
to become honest after spending most of your life lying to people.
That guy used to lie through his teeth, but that girlfriend of his has completely geppettoed him.
Geppetto Ghetto
When your hood looks like it was put together like a puppet.
Went to a funeral in Paterson, NJ and realized the it was a Geppetto Ghetto.
geppettoed
to become honest after spending most of your life lying to people.
That guy used to lie through his teeth, but that girlfriend of his has completely geppettoed him.
Geppetto
sta ad indicare una persona complottista e/o negazionista e/o antivaccinista e/o seguace di qualsiasi strampalata teoria che si legge in rete. Predilige le fusariaggini ma non disdegna le altre scemenze, meglio se in linea con le tendenze fascioleghiste del momento.
è inutile discutere con un geppetto: è come giocare a scacchi contro un piccione